CAPUCCINO

Pota. I jerked off after watching this.

The story is about a mother's acceptance sa drama-ek sang jugela niya nga shunak. Pero keber ah.



Ang pina ka betet ko gid diri ya sa Damien. Shet pota so hot.

I wish someone like him would take me home too. Jusko. Bet ko na siya. And super true. True men wiz gapa kiss. Keri ah.

And does it taste like coffee? I guess not.

NON-LOVE-SONG

Well they both look gay to me.

I love the cinematography.

That's all.

JUST

This is so fuckin true and it's one thing I hate about faggotry.

Ya know, there's more to faggotry than this. Anyways...watched this because the chinito guy makes me weak. He looks like Kev Jumba. Yum!

LOVE TRIP

Shet shet shet...this one is so cute cute cute.

Kamowstah naman kay at first daw ka wrong kay...anek itez? Pero ang twist sa ending. Bungga!



The two boys are uber cute. Pedo galore!

BROTHERLY

This one is a common story...I do believe in this.



Kay shit...kamusta naman ya kay super biyao bala ang brother niya. As in bungga. Kering keri ko guro mag paka sex slave forever na lang. LOLs.

Daw ka nice lang sa how they present everything. Kurek?

From Beginning to End Trailer

Gawd, can someone download a copy for me?

This movie is very...powerful? Gawd.



Ka interesting gid ya bungga. Shet daw ma lukaret shukiz.

BOY CRUSH

Ay kamusta ari pa gid epic. Hmmm....I dunno if Singaporean ni siya. Whatevs. Keri lang.



Kamusta naman ya. I find this weird at first kay daw ka...I dunno. I didn't get it.

Pero ang jending...ay shakira. Anek itey? Juds ko na lang pag spoil. Keri ang banggerahan. Basi ma rusdak. Hahaha.

AMOR CRUDO

Ay iteywa pa gid. Super bet ko man. Juzme...who do I have a feeling daw kanami alertax sa Espanya? Bungga!



Jusko, gin sight ko itel nga wiz subtitles. Kaw na lang ma getz kung shunik. Bungga sa ending kay may super pasabog nga effect to the highest levels. Chekinga!

BLOKES

OMG! This movie is uber nice and very powerful. Check!

May na sight shukiz nga clip somewhere and decided to look for it sa Youtube. Ay bungga...bet na bet kez ang story. As in talbog silang lahat!



Shet shet shet. Moar moar of this want want want now now now!

Basi may feeler-feeleran da nga interested.

Keri niyo ni teh. Alertus!

Kim Chiu, anetch na imo eyes teta?

Just watched the episode kanina sa MMK. Kamusta naman itel?

The story is so heartbreaking.

Sorry but I can't help myself but to superLOL sang nakita ko ni ang fez ni Kim Chiu. Ay bungga ka teh. Ikaw na!

Pwede ka na sa Star Wars teh.

Back to back events sa 888 this March 31. Bet niyo?

As usual manenay, cosplay gathering. Haha. Only from the home of cosplayers in Bacolod City!

Ari naman newest. A gathering of comic artists! Basi bet niyo yaoi, I heard may mga manga artists nga ma sell yaoi. Hmmmm....keri?

See ya there!

Tiburcia si Katy Perry?

Chekinga ang latest vid.



Gawd, whatever happened to her?

Imma gonna die.

Shumet gid man ang Magnum?

Guilty ka man teh?



Kamusta naman ni ya ang Magnum craze nga ginatawag nila? Judi gid ko tani bala interested kaso lang na curious when two of my friends recommended it to me in a single day. Na intriga kez lang gid ya. Kag daw murcia taoshers na sight key sa FB nga ga post photos nila nga ga lafang Magnum. Bungga!

Ice cream ng mga social climbers ni siya daw? Ay bungga. Social climber man ketch gali eh. Kamusta naman ni ya kay super feeler man ko sa pila pila sa SM para lang makatilaw. Kag para nga exagged, duwa dayun ka flavor gintilawan ah. Nan! Ti keri?

Choks lang siya. LOL.

Goodbye 100Php.

I wanna live in The Capitol!

If you happen to see The Hunger Games movie, you would want to live in The Capitol too.

It's the City of Lady Gaga and Nicki Minaj and Katy Perry. Oh di ba fierce?

Ay kamusta naman bala ya ang fashion sa sini nga place. Daw wala gid ko may nakita nga character sa movie nga nag appear sa The Capitol nga indi well dressed. I therefore praise whoever is the costume designer of the movie. Brilliant concept. Everyone so colorful, dashing debonairs...divas with pretty lashes...posh hats...haute couture! As in bungga gid ya bala.

Kalingaw sa ila lantawon. And I wish there's indeed a city like this nga ka mga fashionable sang mga tawo. Kurek man? Pwede na siya!

Shet shet shet! Shumet shumet na gid kay Alexander Ludwig!

I am masturbating as blog this.



I remember I blogged about him here a long time ago. This little boy from THE DARK IS RISING MOVIE. And I said may future siya...kay he's so cute.

And kamowstah naman itel. Shakira galore akiz kahapon pag sight ko sang The Hunger Games movie kay siya gali ang nag ganap kay Cato. Bungga gid ya. Shockness kay wiz ko gid gin spoil bala ang self ko by researching much about the movie.

SUPER SHUMET si teto. Bungga ang asenso sang body. Taylor Launter ikaw ba yan? Pero in fairness angayan siya ya. Keber shokey kung nag steroids siya or whatever.



Daw ka Channing Tatum sang peg niya.

He looks like a porn star. Juzme. Gusto ko magpa-bira. If I'm one of those tributes sa Hunger Games maybe I would find myself volunteering para patyon ni Cato. AS IN!



I WANT HIM TO FUCK ME TO DEATH. OHHHHHH!

Anez ma spyok niyo kay teta Miriam?

Wala lang. Daw ka trending lang gid bi sa iya lately. And the impeachment churva is taking long na ha. Anetch ang matabels?

Gaka imbyerna lang me kis-a bala sang mga shunga nga taoshells nga sagay spyok nga lucretia ang lola ko. Kamusta kamu ya? Ka knows kamu sang gina mean niya haw?

Keber akiz kung anik ang peg ni lola. Pero I really admire her churva. Kurek man?

Ka mga shunga sang iban nga taosham ah.

Si Mario Maurer ma julertax sa Borakez?

Kamusta naman itez? Nag palpitate ang lola mo sang na sight sa TV kag na hears nga si Mario Maurer ma alert ditez this summer. Bungga! Ang Final Destination...Borakez.

Jusme...now I have a reason to make bega sa Bora. It's like...argh. I used to fantasize this cutie pie even before nag mainstream siya. And I was planning to gora to Thailand just to see him. And now he's coming over and an island away lang. Lucretia shokiz.

Kaso lang wiz pa me dada. Poorita May Lacson.

Kung sinetch may ideology kung wensu ma julerts si teto sa Borarat, please update si manenay niyo ha. Kurbada!

OKRAYETTE: Why are Half ASIANS so EFFIN' HAWT?

my new chorvalyn wank off fantasy

Thomas Price

This Chinese Brit hunk is a DJ by profession, a model and had his first movie in AMPHETAMINE nga uber sa frontal nudies! jusko! hahaha..

watch out for this

and more surprising scenes!

ok. actually may full movie itey sa youtube. will upload it soon!

grab your balls girls!

Second time na itels.

Judilyn ko na keribels ang feeling ketch. Kamusta naman ni ya kay kaduha ko na nadamguhan ang gina pantasyaahan ko nga konstroo sa may bolkitan da sa gwa hu. Bungga gid ya.

Juds man gid na siya bala effect gid pero utelj tarush lang gid whenever I see him nga ga super hardwork sa bolkitan. Bet ko iya lawas kag skin tone. Choks gid ya bala.

Jusme...tani ma dream come true.

Na sight niyo na ang Corazon?

Bungga. Nag super watch bala si amega niyo. Curiosity to the highest levels.

Kebs lang. Super enjoy shokiz okray okray sa mga eksena. This movie has sense and sensibility pero I just can help it lang but to criticize some details.

Chaka Khan gid ya sang wig ni teta Tetchie sa movie. Obvious na obvious nga wig.

Judilyn angayan si teto Derek mag barrio hunk. Kag ngaa ga sapatos ka ya teto? Jusko...indi ka kasaho mag simagol sa uma?

Best Actress ang peg ni inday Erich. Keri niya ha. Pero kamusta naman ya sang nag leps to leps sila ni Papa Derek nga aswang mode siya? Bungga!

Haynaketch. See for yourselves na lang mga vadetts.

OKRAYETTE: gusto ko ng ESCORT

sudden gush of blood. daw ka effect sang indie churva na itetch!

"Ikaw? Nagka jowa ka na ba?"

"Wala eh,"

"Bakit naman?"

"Ngayon pa lang kita nakita eh!"

"Loko loko"

"Matagal na. Wala akong pambayad sa 'yo ha?"

"Ok lang yun. 'Wag kang mag-alala, tumatanggap naman ako ng utang eh"

OKRAYETTE: I'm lusting on Colton Dixon

Yey! faney na faney gid aketch sang American Idol since Jasmine Trias, until i made affairs with past Idols such as the like of David Cook, Chris Allen, and Steffano Langone pero this season he is my super crush!

Colton Dixon

gush... if you hear him sing, taktak panty mo! yey! i lust on his voice and his emo punk lean twinky appeal!

OKRAYETTE: I watched The Vow because of HIM and only HIM!

Daw ka indi man gid ever bonggel ang plot

in fact mejo gasgas na ang storyline

pero....

i still have the best time because of him!

pero take note gehlz... 1/8th sang film you 

get to slurp on the shirtless Channing Tatum

and

the butt scene! Jusko! i almost died...

watchu niyo na lang to see for yourself!

GO LARGE and burda much! mwah!

OKRAYETTE: To Brent or not to Brent?

I wanna make lugos much LIAM PAYNE

 just look at that sweet smile

He very much reminded me of 

my twinky boy toy Brent Corrigan!

Davvaahhh??? I know right,! barely legal ang peg sang shuta! pero yes... hawtness... i wanna make dilap those bolbol! charut! pwede threesome? Why not veelat!? charlut

OKRAYETTE: my dream KIMCHI kiss

gush this kissing scene sa isa ka KOREAN take note KOREAN movie HELLO MY LOVE!
cute kimchi boys making out! si lola girlfriend super shakira!

look at her fez! pirde beauty niya sa fafang!

Itey na! The JUGILET CONCEPTION!

Akey si Okrayette: Okrayero's Protege Vadette

sa ka busy busyhan sa life and works ni mentor Okrayero,

Gohra ang beauty anay sa posting ditey!